Z: [reading] the, paaaanda eats baaaambooooo for dinner.
Me: Great job! Do you see the bamboo plant in the picture? That's what panda bears eat.
Z: [incredibly confused] But wait, panduhs eat baaaamboo? What's that??? Don't pandas eat Chinese food? I fought pandas eat Chinese food! Why do they eat py-ants? WHAT?!
Me: [laughing very obviously] Pandas eat plants; they live in China, but they don't eat fried rice and chow mein. [dying of laughter at his increased confusion]
Z: Wait, so they don't eat Chinese food? Well, do they eat Mexican food?!? Why can't they eat it? Why would they eat a py-ant?! Don't they yike Chinese food?
Me: [shoulder-shaking, LOUD laughter]
oh, that moment when you burst into laughter at a student, without regret.